PROFESSIONAL DARTS PLAYER’S CAREER ENDS IN SHAME AS HE FAILS TO HIT A SINGLE DOUBLE IN 12 MATCHES,

PROFESSIONAL DARTS PLAYER’S CAREER ENDS IN SHAME AS HE FAILS TO HIT A SINGLE DOUBLE IN 12 MATCHES, FORCING HIM TO SELL HIS DARTS TO BUY THERAPY SESSIONS TO OVERCOME ‘TRIPLE 20’ INDUCED TRAUMAIn a shocking turn of events, professional darts player, John “The Dart” Smith, has announced his immediate retirement from the sport after a disastrous run of 12 matches without hitting a single double. The 35-year-old, once hailed as a rising star in the darts world, has been left feeling “broken” and “traumatized” by his inability to hit the coveted triple 20.Smith’s woes began at the World Darts Championship, where he suffered a humiliating 6-0 defeat to a relatively unknown opponent. Despite his best efforts, he couldn’t shake off the yips, missing double after double in subsequent matches.”I feel like I’ve lost my edge,” a tearful Smith said in a post-match interview. “I’ve tried everything – new darts, new technique, even hypnosis – but nothing seems to work. I’m starting to think I’m allergic to success.”With his career in tatters, Smith has been forced to sell his prized darts collection to fund therapy sessions to overcome the mental scars of his ordeal. “I just want to be able to walk past a dartboard without having a panic attack,” he confessed.The darts community has rallied around Smith, offering support and words of encouragement. However, for Smith, it may be too little, too late. His legacy, once destined for greatness, now lies in tatters, a cautionary tale of the cruel and unforgiving world of professional darts.